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How good can you AARGHH?!
« on: October 22, 2007, 02:43:45 am »
<P>The recent outpouring of <A href="/community/forums/thread/11699.aspx">Thankius for our kind fren rhyen has him gushing with emotions.. From an innocent thought from me ("Is there anyone who can aarghh better than him?") we are now considering a competition where the <STRONG>BEST AARGHH</STRONG> wins a BGC t-shirt!! Obviously you have to aarghh better than the resident champion.</P>

<P> [arghh] </P>

<P>Some tentative rules. You are welcomed to propose new rules.</P>

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<LI>If you wish to practice written AARGHHs, you may do so in this thread.

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<LI>You are limited to one written AARGHH post per day. Anything more and you'll not be allowed to enter the competition proper.

<LI>Your new written AARGHH has to be better than the previous AARGHH entry of yours.

<LI>No AARGHH on Fri/Sat/Sun, Eve of Public Holidays and Public Holidays. Research has shown if we aarghh on weekends and rest-days, we may do <STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>deep</FONT></STRONG> damage to our <STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>throats</FONT></STRONG>. <BR>The medical term for that is "deepthroat syndrome". For treatment, seek advise from our resident Doctor here. [innocent] <BR> </LI></UL>

<LI>Make sure you clean your mouse clickers before practising your AARGHHs here (or better still, get a new mouse). Too many written AARGHHs have been known to cause sticky-clicker problem in mouse.

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<LI>We've contacted a few Mouse manufacturers and have confirmed their warranty does not cover sticky-clicker problem, with the exception of...<BR> 

<LI>Microsoft. If you are using a Microsoft mouse, they claimed to provide "some" sort of warranty for sticky-clicker problem. This was mainly due to the fact that thousands of Microsoft programmers use Microsoft mouse and their palms sweat a lot when debugging programs, thus causing the mouse clicker to be sticky. Wait... oh sorry. Microsoft only covers "sweat". Yours are likely to be cause by something other than sweat. So nope, no warranty from them either. <BR> </LI></UL>

<LI>If we get good enuff response, we may hold a proper competition (probably when we do our <A href="/community/forums/thread/8074.aspx">18xx gamers convention) where eligible contestants will get to do actual verbal AARGHH jousting.<BR> <BR>The winning AARGHH shall be determined by

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<LI>Length - the longer the better.

<LI>Width - it's not scientifically proven yet but it's generally thought that a wider mouth makes better AARGHHs.

<LI>Depth - this depends on how deep your <STRIKE>throat</STRIKE> lung is. Ask opera singers for tips here.

<LI>Duration - remember it's not a sprint... more like a half-marathon. Quickie AARGHHs have no impact.

<LI>Intensity - if can shake the building, you are doing well. To illustrate this, imagine you are "drilling" into something...

<LI>Cresendo - the low/high and slow/fast of the AARGHH need to be properly timed to ensure there's a climax.

<LI><STRONG>Remember</STRONG>: a really really good AARGHH leaves you panting, heaving, sweating and usually out-of-breath. As they said, you AARGHHed your brains out.<BR> </LI></UL>

<LI>AARGHHs are known to be associated with <FONT color=#ff0000>Nose Bleed</FONT> so do not be too alarmed if your nose bleeds. Nose bleed indicates ahem good blood circulation. </LI>

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<LI>However you should have Nose Bleed first before you AARGHH.

<LI>If you AARGHH and then only Nose Bleed, you are experiencing some <STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff>premature</FONT></STRONG> syndrome. May need to seek medical advice.

<LI>It is generally considered good table manners to point out the cause of your Nose Bleed to the other gamers in your table [ ;) ] </LI>

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<LI>Pls note that some gamers are also members of Tiram Biru. They still Nose Bleed but prefer the refreshing views of Gunung Patah-Belakang. You can usually recognize them when you point out a Nose Bleed coordinate to them and they ask you back, "Ugh, where ar?"<BR> </LI></UL></UL>

<LI>If we are doing the AARGHH competition during the <A href="/community/forums/thread/8074.aspx">18xx con, the AARGHHs you made during the gaming sessions may count. </LI>

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<LI>AARGHHs made when you won an 18xx game gets you more point than those made when you lost an 18xx game.

<LI>AARGHHs made during the game for no particular reason will result in point deduction.

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<LI>You shud be concentrating on your game and not on making AARGHHs during gameplay.

<LI>However if you can prove to us that the mid-game AARGHH is caused by another player making (physical) AARGHH-inducing moves on you, no penalty shall be imposed.</LI></UL>

<LI>AARGHHs made while you are in the toilet do not count (for obvious reasons).<BR> </LI></UL>

<LI>Finally if you have problem doing your AARGHHs, you may want to check out <A href="http://www.assbook.com/" target=_blank>Assbook for inspiration. If you are able to identify any of our forum members here from their Assbook picture, you score bonus points.</LI></OL>

<P>Prizes are sponsored by <STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff>French <FONT color=#000000>United</FONT><FONT color=#ff0000> </FONT></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Connection<FONT color=#ff0000> </FONT></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>Kingdom </FONT></STRONG><FONT color=#000000>and <STRONG>World Trade Federation</STRONG>.</FONT></P>
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How good can you AARGHH?!
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2007, 06:12:22 am »

You're too free in the wee hours of the morning, jeff. [:p]


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« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2007, 07:28:13 am »

A well thought out and aarrgghh-ticulated post, full of subtle innuendos, worthy of one of such rank. This should spur members' invagination..er.. imagination on how to achieve the best [arghh]


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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2007, 07:33:33 am »
AAAAARRRRRRGH SO!
Good idea.[clapclap]

Still couldn't find anyone on AAAAARRRRRRGHSObook, though.

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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2007, 04:31:21 pm »
Jack208, what a wonderful load of rubbish!!! This unhealthy obsession with ArGh, so disturbing. Rhyen, is all your fault!

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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2007, 02:03:41 pm »
YAY! Jeff, Thanks for organizing the best AARRGHH competition in town.
I will do my best to set the bar high for all contestants!!!

Heng: don't blame me, blame all the wargamers and people who screw my gameplay. [A]

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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2007, 07:06:23 pm »
[quote user="ayheng"]Jack208, what a wonderful load of rubbish!!! This unhealthy obsession with ArGh, so disturbing. Rhyen, is all your fault!
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Jack208 - posts like this are good for the Jedi points.[cheers]

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Offline rhyen

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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2007, 10:50:11 am »
[quote user="ayheng"]Jack208, what a wonderful load of rubbish!!! This unhealthy obsession with ArGh, so disturbing. Rhyen, is all your fault!
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Hengy! Join the AARGHies! you know you can resist a good AARGH to let all that stress out of your system so that you can move on to the oasis of utopia.

Stress is bad. AARGH is good.


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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2007, 11:36:03 am »

ok ok ok, here goes:



AAdARiRReGGhGHaHHnHHdHHlHHeHHr!!!!!!


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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2007, 11:59:26 am »
[quote user="ayheng"]

ok ok ok, here goes:



die handler, AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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good good good, now do the same with TI:3 and I will AARGH with you together in perfect harmony, ready to synch?